I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize