He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
sex in a hospital.. check
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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