i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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