Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
