Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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