They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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