garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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