I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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