doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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