no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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