omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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