Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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