He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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