i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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