I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I did not marry a roomba.
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