Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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