I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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