Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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