He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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