Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize