Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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