i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
