The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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