I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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