i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
