so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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