wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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