I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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