i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
