so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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