rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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