Porn is love you can see.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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