Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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