Small penises have feelings too.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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