She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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