do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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