If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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