I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what day is it and did you see me today?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
