we have pet lesbian snakes
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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