Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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