in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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