The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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