Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Barsexuality is the new black.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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