we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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