Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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