Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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