What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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