great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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