so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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