he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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