This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Pooping to opera.
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