Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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