Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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