return my video game
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
