I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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