Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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