Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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