My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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