I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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